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| User: | imagnaryrealite (6601560) My Imaginary Reality
Sometimes Life doesn't seem real... |
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| Name: | imagnaryrealite | |
| Location: | Whites Creek, Tennessee, United States | |
| Birthdate: | 1969-11-17 | |
| Bio: | I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo men with my sensuous and goddesslike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe in-clines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have per-formed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Juliette, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. Despite having completed only two years of college I feel confident in my abilities. REFERENCES: Mom My imaginary friend | |
| Memories:: | 7 entries | |
| Interests: | 148: ♥, 420, 80's, 80's music, 90's music, adult swim, amsterdam, amusement parks, animals, art, back rubs, beautiful eyes, being tied up, bongs, books, boots, bowls, bubble baths, cameras, candles, carnivale, cars, cartoons, castles, cemeteries, chocolate, cky, comedy, computers, cooking, cuddling, cynicism, daggers, dancing, dancing in the rain, dark humor, dogs, dragons, dreams, erotic art, erotic stories, family, family guy, fantasy, films, foreplay, friends, frogs, ghost stories, graveyards, guitars, halloween, handcuffs, hauntings, hippies, horror movies, humor, incense, intelligence, interior design, johnny depp, joints, karma, kisses, knights, knives, knoxville, laughter, lesbians, lightning, lizards, long hair, love, marijuana, maryville, masterbation, men, money, moonlight, mountains, movies, music, nashville, openmindedness, oral sex, outdoors, paganism, paranormal, passion, passionate kisses, pegasus, penn and teller, pets, photography, photoshop, picture editing, pictures, piercings, playing in the rain, poetry, porn, pot, psychic abilities, psychological thrillers, psychology, punk, rain, rats, reading, reefer, ren faires, renaissance festivals, reptiles, rivers, road trips, rock, romance, sarcasm, sex, shaved heads, snakes, soulful eyes, sunrises, sunsets, swords, taking pictures, tattoos, tennessee, the smell of vanilla, thunderstorms, tim burton, turtles, unexplained phenomena, unicorns, vampires, viv la bam, walking barefoot, waterfalls, weapons, web page making, weed, wicca, wildflowers, wit, wizards, women, writing, zoos | |
| Schools: | None listed | |
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| Mutual Friends: | 36: cosmicmisfit, crypticsoul30, dark_corvus, davidfcooper, erisreg, falling_appart, fubarlife, gwdanton, harleen, harleygirlsd, imagnaryrealite, islandprncss, jaime, keyline, knarl, lidian, lonewolf73, lovepopsuicide, lstcaress, lynn, magnolia40, mysticknyght, ninjaguydan, nyxalinth, olliekitty, padhopper, prettyrazor, raswinston, shadow_n_shade, smilingtux, sunnylioness, team_wfo, thebandito, voraciousone, wallbrat, xkmfdm80525x | |
| Account type: | Basic Account | |
